The Denza Test


 


The DENSA Quiz

Most answers are numeric, that is 1, 45, 72, etc.
Scoring is as follows:

            Correct Answers     /  Rating

                13  -  15                      Genuis
                9 -  12                  Above Normal
                5 -    8                         Normal
                1 -    4                           Idiot
                   -0-                       Brain Dead


(1)   How many birthdays does the average man have?

(2)   Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?

(3)   How many outs are there in an inning?

(4)   Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

(5)   If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

(6)   A Doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
       How many minutes would the pills last?

(7)   A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?

(8)   How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

(9)   A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

(10)  How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Part 2



Instructions: Keep your answers brief, but explicit.  Every question has an accurate answer, even if seeming contrived.
 

(1)    How far can a dog run into the woods?
(2)    Clara Clatter was born on Dec. 27th, on a hot summers day. How is that possible?
(3)    How can a women in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, legally marry 10 men?
(4)    Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more that 1989?
(5)    Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?



 
 


Answers:


 








(1)    1
(2)    All Of Them
(3)    6
(4)    No...He is dead
(5)     2
(6)     60 minutes...you would take on first, then begin counting.
(7)     9
(8)     1
(9)     Meat
(10)   12

Part Two:

(1)     ½ way...Then he runs out.
(2)     Born In Australia
(3)     She is a Justice Of The Peace
(4)     There is one more.
(5)      Because wooden legs are not cameras.